Sea of Thieves, Overboard Q

"Well aren't you a sight for sore eyes? Wish I could say the same thing about me, But Let's talk more about you, Sweet Buns!...


No? Fine. Guess I'll have to speal info on myself,

Age? A fine 27,

Profession? Cold hearted Pirate mate! Not like the Mercilessly Cold hearted, Being overboard In the cold sea really freezes your insides ya know!

(And Pirate, more along the lines of someone who got recruited to be part of a pirate crew! I was the last pick, With my buddy!)

My appendages? Oh that's simple mate! I've been in many pirate crews in my time, Exactly the number over 189! But each and every single one, Eh, I kinda lacked what they expected, like how am I supposed to know the chests in the gun fight were real? Like we all mistake chests for gunpowder barrels! But Crew 127 Didn't like my Amazing efforts! I collect 18 chests and what do I get? "Accidently" blowing up the ship. Like they were chests! Were they?...

Anyway, But with some of the crews, Some captains wanted me dead, but with the exchange of whatever gold I had, and one of my legs or arms cut off for "Dept." But it's better than getting killed right, ey?

Me gun? Ah, Ol' Lassy Marassy, A pistol with extra kick! Extra boom! Extra bolts... And ropes... And Steel. But boom! Kick! Wowza? Chabammo!!

Lastly my name, Overboard Q. Why do they call me that? Cause I go overboard with effort! And Strength! Determination! And my haul in gold!

(What he doesn't know is that it actually means his tendency to get lost in the sea, And die all of the time. The mermaids and the Dned Ferryman are getting tired of him visiting them 24/7. The Q part is secret, But who really cares for letter?)


Strengths:
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-*piece of lint*
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-He can do slightly more damage to skeletons!
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-*multiple Pencil erase marks*
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- *Grog Stain

Weaknesses:
- Wanted severely, So he's on the law
- Clumsy
- Null minded
- Extremely Skiddish
- Scaredy Cat
- Weak, but to the point where he can't carry a boulder
- gets really wasted some(all the time)times
-Scared Passive
*the Page goes on for 5 more pages but the publisher ran out of Ink and Quill.

Normally no-one would pick him for a crew, and thats what happened, with the last 189 crews, But Tiger Shark (his captain) got desperate, and chose Him and his buddy, Blobfish

Friends:
Henry the Hoarder: "Me and him go way back mate, Me and him are best chums! He gives me treasure maps, I get em, He and I get a 50/50 split! Best chums!"

Blobfish: " Bestest Chums! He found me sleeping on Iceblocks in the caged thing down in the bottom levels of a Gallion. And after he killed everyone on the ship and found me, Wounded, Missing limbs and Miserable, He patched me up! And we agreed a 45/55 split on the Riches!"

"Friends:"
The Damned Ferryman: "Gotta say, he keeps me company when time she tough, And we hang out for days on end! But he usually kicks me out after a Minute though, besties!"

Tigershark: "Yeah yeah shes the captain, And yeah she got me out of a few tight situations, But shes Freaky! I get bitten whole by a shark and I'm bleeding all over the place, But she defended the shark! Blah. Blah blah blah. Bleh. Ech is all I have to say, Freaky!"

Yumi Lancer: "From what I heard From blobfish, She's not the nicest, and that's kinda it. But I bet I could smooth her over! Yeh heh heh!"

Mermaid: "She saved my skin a couple times! And I have to say, She had a nice rack! And a Good ol' pair of hips! Gotta say, She's pretty fine~"

The best of the Best, The Pirate crew:

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